The description you are about to read is true. Only the names have been changed to protect the innocent. Cody works here... he carries a badge -- a badge of pride. Cody is an Eagle Scout, and thus is always prepared, even for Biohazard Level 4 plagues. You've probably never seen a 'Quarantine' sign on a neighbor's door. Diphtheria, scarlet fever, whooping cough -- probably none of your classmates are crippled with polio. Well, neither are Cody's. Cody's gigantic presence scares germs and protects his friends, like reverse kryptonite.